possessed by the power of orange

OrangeBro to grace America with his Bro-Voice on the Today Show

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Jan 25, 2014 04:45

Evan Lysacek will be in Sochi after all.

No, he won't be defending his gold medal after injuries curtailed his comeback last year. Instead, the Vancouver Olympic champion will be "wearing many hats" in Russia, and he might be more exhausted after these games than he was after competing four years ago.

Lysacek will work as an analyst on NBC's " ( Read more... )

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OrangeBro spreads his legs for Coke, says figure skaters should wear helmets.

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Jan 17, 2014 11:15

Evan opens his happiness on his new billboard for Coca-Cola.

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the end of a season without one? we're overdue.

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating May 30, 2012 22:11

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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GIVING YOU FACE SINCE 1989

franzetta wrote in ontd_skating Feb 27, 2011 15:17

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAKA-CHAN!!!!

AND HOW OLD IS OUR ADORABRO PRINCE OF ANTI-SPARKLE TODAY?

22

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MOAR GLITTER TEXT

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Dec 29, 2010 20:16

THERE'S NOT AS MUCH THIS TIME BECAUSE I SUCK RAN OUT OF IDEAS. BUT QUALITY > QUANTITY AND ALL THAT. I HOPE.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYES.

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ICE THEATRE NY

bananrama wrote in ontd_skating Oct 26, 2010 15:23

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BREAKING NEWS: EVAN CONTINUES TO TWEET

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Aug 30, 2010 23:51

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Yes, this is another Evan interview

chaosmyth wrote in ontd_skating May 25, 2010 19:08

It hasn't been posted already, right? And if someone knows how to actually embed this bitch please tell me, because I obviously fail at it:

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Evan Lysacek Says "I Need A Girlfriend" | RadarOnline.com

HIGHLIGHTS- Bro is planning to go on vacation with Tony and Maks (aww, no Mark Ballas? D ( Read more... )

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EVAN ON GDLA

aplysia_06 wrote in ontd_skating May 24, 2010 00:37

Los Angeles - We’re down to only three contestant and Evan Lysacek and Nicole Scherzinger have once again found themselves atop Dancing with the Stars' leaderboard.

Evan drops by “Good Day LA” to talk about his performance so far and what he going to do to next wow the judges.

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BRO + TECHNOLOGY = COMEDY GOLD

summerfire wrote in ontd_skating May 16, 2010 19:00

So back in the summer of 2006, our darling bro did a live chat. Some snippets have been posted here before, but I don’t think the entire thing has. The chat transcript itself is super confusing to read, but because I am utterly brobsessed and a touch OCD I love you all dearly, I’ve compiled all the questions and answers that are ~*relevant to our ( Read more... )

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